September 20, 2016 Log No. 775

Somewhat of a random aside, but this is what I’ve been receiving with my Barnes and Nobles orders these days (yes I order books, long live physical text!):

On the back, it specifies that these are ‘completely handcrafted and hand-painted, from her elaborate headdress and sultry eyes to her ornate garb’

So is this what they think the typical book-orderer is inclined to buy? Do they have me profiled as–not even a cat lady–a cat statue lady?

…Ok I say this disbelievingly yet one of the few things I have on my desk is a cartoon cat figurine. But that’s the only one, I swear!

No it does not have ‘sultry’ eyes.